I woke up this morning to find a flyer on the floor. These flyers are given out illegally, and are slipped in through under the door. They have become a common occurence since the construction of the new apartments next door. Unsurprisingly, it was a flyer for an apartment to let. The landlord listed out all the things that are provided there, such as fully AUTO (yes, she wrote it in CAPS) washing machine, 5 ceiling fans, shoe rack, refrigerator, etc.
What caught my attention was that she claimed to offer "3 air condition"s. Yes! You read that right! If you stay in her apartments you'll get to experience the 3 air conditions? And what are they?
The three air conditions:
- Air of suspicion
- Air of romance
- Air of dirty laundry left unwashed for weeks because the "AUTO washing machine" was more manual than you thought.
I think my sarcasm works better in the mornings, don't you?
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