28 June 2005

Why I Stay In The Closet

No, not literally, of course.

As I celebrate my blog reaching the big two-oh-oh without needing my intervention (I swear!), I would like to share with you a bit of myself. As you might notice from the blog, there is very little personal information about the author. I try not to reveal too much, especially concerning my friends. And you don't see any photo of anything now, do you?

I'm sure some of you Curious Charlies\Charlenes are thinking, why does ZemieN keep such a tight lid on his life? Is he:

    An alien?
    Just forging his entries and copying it from someone else?
    Leads an enitrely different life during the day as a superhero, but turns into a geek at night?
    Wanted by the FBI, CIA, DOD, and your local mata-mata?


why? Why? WHY?

The answer: I'm just lazy.

Do you know the sheer amount of work I have to go through to take photos, edit them, and upload it onto some adware-infested service? If I didn't leave anything to your imagination, I would need some real JPEGs to show off what I'm describing about. Therefore, I keep things vague and talk about events, rather than people or places.

Someday, somehow, I will emerge from the closet, baring EVERYTHING.

That is a promise.

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