30 May 2006

Rock Bottom

I have encountered several times, a piece of shit so hard and so big that it cannot be flushed. I'm not joking; When I enter the cubicle, I will see the carrot-sized piece of doody lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl. I can flush it once, or twice, or even thrice but the stool doesn't move an inch. It's quite amazing how it can remain there. I certainly wonder what those guys have been eating. I myself have never passed a turd as heavy as gold - have you?

4 comments:

Innocent^^Guy said...

sometimes i read blogs when i am having my meals...one more this kind of post and i will never read ur blog again

William said...

Excerpt from South Park:

"Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo, he loves me, I love you..."

ZemieN said...

innocent^^guy: You're lucky I didn't post photos. Then you'd be shopping for a new keyboard right about now.

william: GASP! I am disgusted by Mr Hanky episodes! As vulgar as South Park is, I still can't accept the existence of Mr Hanky. He is traumatizing.

William said...

"If you eat a lot of fibre on Christmas eve.... he might come to your TOWN!......". How can you not believe in him?! Someone's not getting any presents this year...

I say, South Park is NOT vulgar. It's just very "in your face". :P