08 May 2006

Photo Week: It Ain't Easy (Being Me)

You think being a stone guard is easy-peasy lemon-squeezy. But oh no, it's worse than making lame British jokes. Just look at the sexual abuse I had to go through for more than 500 years:



My brothers around the temples have been left intact, but someone just decided they needed to make me the prostitute around town. But I can't really blame them. With curves such as mine, anyone would be tempted to stick something in.

3 comments:

joshua said...

you are such a perv!

ZemieN said...

er.. hello? weren't you who asked me to write more constructive comments?

well, i guess that is pretty constructive by itself.

William said...

I only know that the poor statue's ass is being deconstructed.