Encik Yap Berkata

There is a new language translation website that will translate English webpages into the Malay language. It is still under testing so the translation capabilities are quite limited but very speedy. Obviously the best way to test it is to translate this blog, and you can read the very funny translation.

The funniest part happened to be Mr. Yap's quotable quotes. The following is the list of his sayings after LinguaWeb translated them. And I think it just made them funnier. Of course, it will only be familiar to those who know Mr. Yap, so I apologize to all my other readers. But really, it's too funny not to post:

(You can read the original English versions somewhere in my sidebar)

"Sesetengah daripada anda orang-orang lelaki hebat sangat, ia... adalah... melebihi pemahaman saya."

"Biar saya menjadi satu Buddha untuk seminggu."

"Saya tidak tahu jika ia adalah cara yang betul atau tidak, tetapi saya tidak peduli."

"Cuba menjadi sedikit pandai mungkin, tetapi nyata tidak cukup pandai."

"Menghalang saya, sila, menghalang saya. Sesuatu anda tidak melihat, perhentian adil saya."

"Mata anda adalah satu kebaikan organ pada tubuh anda, ia ditunjukkan banyak barang"

"Ini adalah penting, sangat amat penting, kerana ia penting."

"Saya tidak menyalahkan kamu, ia hanyalah perisikan sendiri saya."