13 September 2006

Sudden, Complete Understanding

Today I finally understood why nylon is such a popular material for making men's slacks. Although it is relatively uncomfortable, its most important feature is that it can't absorb or retain water very well - a useful thing to wear when accidents happen in the toilet.

The last thing I want is for my boss to see a wet mark at the back of my pants.

2 comments:

William said...

Perfect combination: Nylon pants and disposable undies. Heh.

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