With some simple mathematics, one could easily calculate that I can only blog about the things that happen between 7pm and 11pm (before I pass out from the exhaustion). Unfortunately, that also happens to be the most boring time of my day. If I were to blog about what happens between 7 and 11 everyday, my blog would look like:
MondayI'm sure you get the idea.
7pm: Watch downloaded movies
9pm: Take a shower
10pm: Read blogs
11pm: Sleep
Tuesday
7pm: Watch downloaded movies
9pm: Take a shower
10pm: Read blogs
11pm: Sleep
....
Friday
7pm: Watch downloaded movies
9pm: Take a shower
10pm: Read blogs
11pm: Sleep
Weekends are definitely another source of blog posts. While I hope to make my Saturdays and Sundays more exciting and productive, at the moment I'm just too lazy to put keyboard to Blogger. I would rather unwind from the week by watching even more downloaded movies. In the long run I plan to join a gym, get active in Buddhism again, and work on my love life.
But until those things come along, there will probably be a serious dearth of posts. After all, I'm sure you wouldn't want to come in everyday and read:
7pm: Watch downloaded movies
9pm: Take a shower
10pm: Read blogs
11pm: Sleep
8 comments:
Not easy talking about work anyway. Maybe you could lay hints :)
Hints? With my photos all over my blog, it wouldn't take a genius to figure out who I am talking about!
But I *could* insert random words in between sentences, which when stringed together would lash out at inept bosses and jealous co-workers!
And then I can write a best selling novel about it :P
Use Pig Latin.
I can't watch downloaded movies until 11pm. :(
work on your love life?.. hows that? Er.. going out for a blind date more often? hehehe.. and whats with the downloaded movies? say.. dont you have a telly?
Dooced? Another new word for me. Take a leaf out of the da Vinci code. I'm sure your readers would be thrilled to be deciphering codes everytime they read :)
william: Poor you! But you probably don't have to wake up at 6.30am, do you?
moses: telly? But they have annoying advertisements that can't be skipped!
zyklon: Decipher this - Iway on'tday inkthay eythay illway appreciateway itway
You don't think they will appreciate it? Hmmm.. Probably. Your code is rather easy to crack :P
Well if I made it too hard then no one would know, would it?
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