27 March 2009

I'm Officially Boycotting 2009

At the turn of this Year of the Ox, I read several forecasts by Feng Shui masters and Chinese Zodiac experts that 2009 will be a tough and challenging year for me.

Wow, I had no idea just how bad things will get.

I'm not even going to indulge the year by recounting all the mishaps that I've encountered, barely past March. From small to big, 2009 seems bent on taking its toll on me, and you know what? It's working.

So I'm officially boycotting 2009. I'm gonna block it from my mind and keep happy thoughts. Decades from now I'll make sure I subconsciously repress it. I don't mind recalling 2007 or 2008 in my golden years, but 2009 will be inconspicuously missing. I'll see how 2010 behaves before passing judgement on it though.

Damn it!!

1 comment:

William said...

But you still need to pay taxes for 2008.