My First Time

I couldn't see much of anything with the lights out, but with my hands I could feel EVERYTHING. I moved my hand along her smooth, naked skin. She trembled with excitement and turned around to face me. I told her, "I hope you weren't expecting a post about how I lost my virginity."

With THAT out of the way, let's get on with today's post :P There's a first time for everything. Yesterday afternoon, someone added me on MSN. It wasn't someone I recognised so I messaged him first:

Zemien: hi. who's this?
Hero: hi it's me
Zemien: and u are?
Hero: muntasser
Zemien: er..... sorry i dun remember u! maybe i call u by other name?
Hero: no,it is the first time to talk to you but you send me emails before.
Zemien: really? then where hv i met u?
Hero: we did not meet.
Zemien: Then how do i know u? wat email hv i sent u before? i really dun recall u

At first I thought he might be some arabic friend from college since his name (Muntasser) is suspiciously Muslim. But after the above chat, I'm not so sure. Then he replied:

Hero: I recived the following message;
Hey there, you haven't replied to my message?
Wanna get together and get wild??
Let me know!

I swear I have not and will not send an email asking complete strangers to get wild! I prefer making a direct call instead.

I realized that it was probably spam, and our conversation continued as such:

Zemien: huh? i hv never sent anything to anyone before! i think it must be spam. wat email did u get it from? were there any links to porn sites in there? if so i think it must be porn
Hero: scool85@hotmail.com
Zemien: well, i only use hotmail to use MSN Messenger. i dun email anyone from there. plus, i'm a guy. so i am very sure it is just spam
Hero: OK guy, what ur name!
Zemien: huh?
Hero: lets forget the email and be friends.
Zemien: hehe ok! u can call me zemien
next time u can ignore all this weird emails
Hero: where r u!!
Zemien: malaysia
Hero: and what is ur name!!
Zemien: zemien
Hero: why u take long time to reply!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are wondering, I added him to my Block list. I may be cruel, but I really can't chat with people who:

1. Asks me questions twice, and doesn't even acknowledge that I gave him my name; and
2. Can't differentiate between '!' and '?' when asking questions.