tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12637990.post115293527871226736..comments2023-12-08T21:51:13.349+13:00Comments on I Am Not A Blog: DisturbingZemienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06165310808239723299noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12637990.post-1153708820168437142006-07-24T14:40:00.000+12:002006-07-24T14:40:00.000+12:00Gunakanlah imaginasi anda. Let me tell you this Re...<EM>Gunakanlah imaginasi anda</EM>. <BR/><BR/>Let me tell you this Reader's Digest joke:<BR/><BR/>A man was sitting next to an old lady on a plane. The man had the flu. Everytime he sneezed, whip out his dick and wipe it. The woman was disturbed. She confronted him. So he told her that everytime he sneezed, he would have an orgasm. She said, "You poor man! Are you taking any medication?". To which he replied, "Pepper.".Williamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04287811823936506230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12637990.post-1153150754135127192006-07-18T03:39:00.000+12:002006-07-18T03:39:00.000+12:00Actually, I *don't* know about the chimps and plea...Actually, I *don't* know about the chimps and pleasure-inducing button experiment.<BR/><BR/>Explain! I command thee.<BR/><BR/>Z~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12637990.post-1153144940632119302006-07-18T02:02:00.000+12:002006-07-18T02:02:00.000+12:00I urge you not to put that button in your software...I urge you not to put that button in your software unless you've really stress tested it! Do you not know about the chimps and pleasure-inducing button experiment?!Williamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04287811823936506230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12637990.post-1153125198169403742006-07-17T20:33:00.000+12:002006-07-17T20:33:00.000+12:00If that were true, I'd have plenty of Self Stimuli...If that were true, I'd have plenty of Self Stimuli in my diagrams so that the stakeholders would sign off on whatever crappy design I gave them.Zemienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06165310808239723299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12637990.post-1153116693744152122006-07-17T18:11:00.000+12:002006-07-17T18:11:00.000+12:00Add them copiously to your UML diagrams and whoeve...Add them copiously to your UML diagrams and whoever is looking to them will start to writhe around in sheer orgasmic pleasure. Seriously. I've seen it happen. (in my dreams)Merv Kwokhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11843207981113953049noreply@blogger.com